Angry Bird

As I have mentioned previously, my daughters are incredibly imaginative.

This week they have been "Messy Birds".

From my observations "Messy Birds" are a flightless species of bird that travel in pairs.  Their natural habitat is the living room.  These birds build enormous nests out of every blanket, book, block, pillow or toy they can lay there talons on.  A nest is only complete once all the drawers are empty of the clean folded clothing and trampled and crumpled into the nest.   Upon completion of the nest the birds sit on there eggs which hatch my little ponies, weeble wobbles, and the occasional chicken.  The birds tend to get aggressive and peck, scratch, and screech at one another as the day grows hotter.  I then turn into an angry bird due to the huge mess and fighting children.

I have done all in my power to drive this species of bird into extinction. This week I feel as though I have finally conquered these pesky Birds, by forbidding them to nest in my living room.  To my surprise I have another rodent who has made it's way into my youngest imagination.

She is now a Bunny.  A sweet little bunny.

In order to become a bunny Maya strips down to her birthday suit and helps her self to toilet paper, which she stuffs between her cheeks then hops around the house.